Demon Conqueror Mugs

"Go on!"

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

What My Day Feels Like

'You'll never believe the day I've had...'

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

Trays on desk read: In/Out/Lose in the Shuffle.

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

In Tray, Out Tray, and Shredded Paper Tray

"Miss Jones! Clear my schedule until I get this sorted out!"

IN OUT UP DOWN AND ALL AROUND

Crop duster wanted.

College student cleans messy dorm room littered with clothes with leafsnow blower

Firefigher arm-wrestling with a dragon.

Female chemotherapy warrior.

"So I bought this doohickey that is very good with chaos."

"My name is Van Gelsing, Madame. I'm an expert in cleaning teenagers' rooms. If you need me, just give me a call, okay?"

The inevitable conflict of interest facing every crisis manager.

' I see Brad's playing his new video game again.'

Time Management Conultancy - Out, Out

"You go pillage. I can loot from here."

'I can't remember the title,but it was on a little white piece of paper.'

"Graduates, faculty, parents, creditors..."

'Considering my student debt, I felt it prudent to specialize in bankruptcy law,'

"I reached Level Three of Super Mario Brothers!"

"Thanks for the offer... but I'd rather see if tech support can get my computer running."

The horn of paper

After conquering Baked Alaska, Mount Bakewell was a piece of cake.

"Me, I love vacuuming: it makes the dog next door barking mad! Works every time..."

In the red

Office De-cluttering

'Maybe framed copies of your mortgage, auto loan, and tuition loans are too much of a motivator. Maybe you need a financial planner.'

Balancing your new and unprecedented reality

"What's wrong with my filing system?"

IN...limbo...limbo...OUT

"You've been chosen to represent our establishment at 'Carrers day'. You're always careering from one crisis to the next"