Demolition Derby Fan Pillows

Graffiti Forever!

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

'You know our track team stinks when our star pole vaulter is better at the limbo.'

Monster Clown

"There goes our early night."

'He was a barman before he got into the demolition game.'

'It took you three years to build it. I'll have it down in 15 minutes.'

'I made a backup disc. Then I realized I wanted a backup of the backup. Then I decided just to be safe, to make a backup of that backup...'

School of Karate

'That Noah's some sailor, the World is covered in water and he runs aground!'

"I consider the day a success when I leave the office and have to tiptoe through pieces of broken paradigm!"

"Someone woke up on the wrong side of the earth."

Some just ain't cut out for wind farmin'.

'I knew this would be easy. We built it last year.'

'You paid the insurance bill, right?'

"Stop, don't move - I've dropped a contact lens"

Bruce's Building - Doug's Demolition

Demolition Crew

Big B: implode...explode.

"'Give Kevin a chance', they said. Well more fool me!"

CONNNCREEETE!

Sleepy man dribbling on a woman on the London underground

Pulling the BT tower down.

'Smiley Faced Contractors, Kinder Gentler Destruction.

Bumper stickers in the Demolition Derby.

"Don't worry - the dog's out at the moment."

'Actually, I don't think any safety program would have caught this one,'

'My dog can lick any guy in this bar.'

'This will finish it, boss!'

Demo Skittles

"I dunno, Ed...Blowing up buildings has lost its glamour for me!"

'I won that in a demolition derby.'

'Maybe you shouldn't use a phone during a demolition derby.'