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"It doesn't matter what you like - according to the demographics, this is the car for you."

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

I could have danced all night!

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."

"My favorite way to start the day...coffee, danish, and a data dump."

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

'I'm too hot to trot.'

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

Tossing computer into canyon.

Downloading Pregnancy

'WE use these computers to gather and organise data for our school district and, on a slow day, to play solitaire.'

Ladies

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

"Now this chart should clear up any confusion you have with the report."

World Production.

The last song before the party exploded.

Dancing at the Clubs.

'I realize it's not on the menu but I'm on a diet and I'd like an air fern salad.'

Population rocket

Disco Bunny.

'Yeah, the radiology job market is really hot right now - it's so hot I think I'm getting third degree burns! I gotta go!'

Out.

"I never dreamed I'd ever enjoy watching my figure this much."

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

Dance.

"I'm very health conscious. I only eat animals that are vegetarians"

Ballet dancer.

'What an execrable day. I got drenched in a Wiki leak and buried in a document dump.'