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"It doesn't matter what you like - according to the demographics, this is the car for you."

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

I could have danced all night!

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

"What do you want to talk about first...the kleptomania or the hoarding?"

"Hello? Speaking, not listening."

"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."

"My favorite way to start the day...coffee, danish, and a data dump."

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Mrs Claus - North Pole Dancing.

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

Tossing computer into canyon.

The Modern Novel.

Downloading Pregnancy

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

Ladies

'WE use these computers to gather and organise data for our school district and, on a slow day, to play solitaire.'

"Now this chart should clear up any confusion you have with the report."

World Production.

The last song before the party exploded.

Dancing at the Clubs.

'Yeah, the radiology job market is really hot right now - it's so hot I think I'm getting third degree burns! I gotta go!'

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

Disco Bunny.

Population rocket

Out.

"I never dreamed I'd ever enjoy watching my figure this much."

'I realize it's not on the menu but I'm on a diet and I'd like an air fern salad.'

Dance.

"I'm very health conscious. I only eat animals that are vegetarians"

Ballet dancer.

The Problem with World Population Growth