Democratic Values Supporter Gifts

Anti-protest laws and the 1st Amendment

"Good boy."

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

Liberal Vote-Shaming Explained

To Err Is Human, to Mess up Big-Time Is Democratic

'It's historic that the inauguration of a minority is now routine.'

The Russian Election.

"Nothing like a good shot of democracy to help fight terrorist cells."

"With an average vote of 3.5 stars, the legislation is passed."

Joe Biden

Will rule with iron fist for food.

John F. Kennedy

"My goodness, if I'd known how badly you wanted democracy I'd have given it to you ages ago."

"If we gave them press freedom they'd only want democracy too..."

Farewell Donald

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

The North Portico of the White House runs away crying.

'The candidates campaign promises have been re-named campaign ideas to avoid lawsuits.'

Uncle Sam and Democracy

"All those in favor of adjourning for treats, raise your hands?"

Jerry Brown.

'Vote for me because my Super PAC raised lots more money than my opponent's Super PAC.'

Pollster

Ah Democracy - Just Like Home

Impotent Democracy

'This year there's a bi-partisan effort in Congress to keep things as partisan as possible.'

Myanmar's Aung Suu Kyi believes her party has 75% ofthe vote

It Isn't Easy Being a Democrat

At This Restaurant, There Are Only Two Dishes on the Menu and They Both Suck

Desk of Public Opinion Polls has 'In' box 'Out' box and 'Undecided'.

The Hug

"These 'ordinary working class' types, I think my scout at Oxford must have been one."

'Why should I vote for a two-bit lame-brained nobody, when i could vote for a two-bit lamb-brained somebody with 'name recognition'?'

President Putin.

'For? Against? Undecided? Uniformed? Apathetic? This is one accurate poll!'