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"Negotiations are at a crucial phase. We're desperately seeking more ways to say 'no'.''

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

"I really miss being in a committed relationship, Randy." "Which part do you miss most?" "Having someone disagree with you over what you're going to eat, or over what TV shows you're going to watch? Or do you miss having to account for how you spend your time? Or having to explain why you bought yourself something awesome without first getting permission?" "Mostly I miss the back rubs. They don't ask you to wash the dishes first at massage parlors."

Dialogue

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

Changing Minds

"Now that's a win."

Gun laws US

'It's a senior management position. We need someone who can listen politely, and then say no.'

"That's six 'noes' and one 'aye', the ayes have it"

"How come you always take Amnesty International's side?"

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

Always Compatible

'John, I have to get going. Here's my views on politics, sports, and automobiles in case some of the boys come in later.'

"I don't think Dawson understands the concept behind the 'Talking Stick.'"

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'And let such sacrilege go uncontested? Never! I demand equal time for alternate explanations of things.'

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

'I'm now going to open the floor to questions.'

"In this one, references to everything have been deleted."

Like Minded

God Bless America, God Help Syria

And now, for a rebuttal.

Minister rubbishes private sector hospital initiative.

Global warming debate.

"If someone tells you they lied, they are probably telling the truth."

Caution Bullet Ahead