Democrat At Heart T-Shirts

Obama, Barack-USA

"Good boy."

"We've made great progress!"

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

Joe Biden

John F. Kennedy

"With an average vote of 3.5 stars, the legislation is passed."

'Sex discrimination? What are you talking about?'

"If we gave them press freedom they'd only want democracy too..."

"We fear no more for today is our Independence Day!"

Uncle Sam and Democracy

'The candidates campaign promises have been re-named campaign ideas to avoid lawsuits.'

"All those in favor of adjourning for treats, raise your hands?"

Jerry Brown.

'Why should I vote for a two-bit lame-brained nobody, when i could vote for a two-bit lamb-brained somebody with 'name recognition'?'

Ah Democracy - Just Like Home

"And who, may I ask, is financing this startup country?"

'If elected, I promise to my darndest to keep money in politics.'

The Hug

Pollster

Desk of Public Opinion Polls has 'In' box 'Out' box and 'Undecided'.

"These 'ordinary working class' types, I think my scout at Oxford must have been one."

'For? Against? Undecided? Uniformed? Apathetic? This is one accurate poll!'

"Why don't you ever do any positive stories about government dysfunction?"

Iraq and the road ahead...

"I must destroy this terrible weapon of mass destruction."

'It's 10 P.M. do you know who's in charge of Egypt - the Muslim Brotherhood or the military?'

Unity is strength! Vote for local 62 today!

"The people will not tolerate people speaking on behalf of the people any longer!"

Election Fatigue?

Virginia Foxx Caricature

"I just completely disagree with what you just said about America lacking focus."

"The average citizen doesn't have a clue - or why would we keep getting re-elected?"