Democracy Defender Prints

Eeny, Meeny, Miney, Mo! Political pollsters.

'Psst! Wanna Buy A Democracy?'

'Let's see now...we'll give them democracy, but not too much democracy.'

Elections Are The Best Opinion Survey.

'And here are the results of our listening exercise.'

VOTE: Democrat, Republican, Other.

'Please wait here to be unseated.'

"I'm undecided, but that doesn't mean I'm apathetic or uninformed."

'Another 'undecided'.'

'The lobbyists' bucks stop here'

Super PACs.

"I want to vote my fears this year, but they'll only let me vote once."

'I agree with your position completely; you can count on my support.'

'Something tell me they're expecting a low voter turnout.' (Polling station is a phone box.)

"I will defend democracy against anyone who votes against me!"

Vote: Have your photo ID ready!

"Hmm...I'm still undecided."

Voter Auction

'Meet Your New Representative.'

'...But every once in a while...we manage to pass something!'

"Which ballot would you like? Democrat? Republican? Independent...or I don't give a damn?"

'Next time, I say let's be proactive and vote ourselves a pay raise before the government shutdown.'

'When I took the special-interest money, it didn't seem all that special.'

Voter Suppression Efforts: 'This voting booth is filthy!! If someone doesn't clean this up, I will!!'

The only vote that really counts.

'Ah, but when I made my campaign promises, I didn't say 'Simon says'!'

"We all know the Senator's position regarding term limits."

P.A.C. Sewer Tours: Supreme Court Approved Tour the Sewers & Stay Clean - Let Us Get Filthy For You.

Voters

"All-Purpose Protest"

Courting The Youth Vote

With all the money being spent on TV ads, how is the average voter feeling about the political process?"

I'm not complaining. Voter apathy is what got me elected.'

'Thank you supreme court. . . Now I can buy all the politicians I want!'

'We have to be careful the press are complaining about MP's nepotism again.'