Democracy Defender Pillows

Eeny, Meeny, Miney, Mo! Political pollsters.

'Psst! Wanna Buy A Democracy?'

'Let's see now...we'll give them democracy, but not too much democracy.'

Elections Are The Best Opinion Survey.

'And here are the results of our listening exercise.'

VOTE: Democrat, Republican, Other.

'Please wait here to be unseated.'

"I'm undecided, but that doesn't mean I'm apathetic or uninformed."

'The lobbyists' bucks stop here'

'Another 'undecided'.'

"I will defend democracy against anyone who votes against me!"

"I want to vote my fears this year, but they'll only let me vote once."

Super PACs.

'Something tell me they're expecting a low voter turnout.' (Polling station is a phone box.)

'I agree with your position completely; you can count on my support.'

Voter Suppression Efforts: 'This voting booth is filthy!! If someone doesn't clean this up, I will!!'

"Which ballot would you like? Democrat? Republican? Independent...or I don't give a damn?"

Voter Auction

'Next time, I say let's be proactive and vote ourselves a pay raise before the government shutdown.'

'When I took the special-interest money, it didn't seem all that special.'

Vote: Have your photo ID ready!

The only vote that really counts.

'Meet Your New Representative.'

'...But every once in a while...we manage to pass something!'

"Hmm...I'm still undecided."

'Ah, but when I made my campaign promises, I didn't say 'Simon says'!'

Non Secret ballot

'Thank you supreme court. . . Now I can buy all the politicians I want!'

With all the money being spent on TV ads, how is the average voter feeling about the political process?"

'We have to be careful the press are complaining about MP's nepotism again.'

Voting for Wolves or Wolves in Sheep's Clothing

'If you can't beat 'em... Cheat 'em!'

Hostage Crisis Continues: 'We don't care what the people voted for! We want out way!'

P.A.C. Sewer Tours: Supreme Court Approved Tour the Sewers & Stay Clean - Let Us Get Filthy For You.

"Pay no attention to those anonymous donors behind the curtain! You can trust us!"