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My Mother Is Dead But Her Body Is Still Alive

City Zoo: Day Care

Mum and baby both have pacifier.

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

Madonna of the Pukes.

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

Striving to reduce our dependence on fossil fuels, scientists attempt to harness the energy of a toddler's tantrum.

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

'You're overdue for your checkup.'

'The child is very illogical'

"Even when he throws them on the floor, he doesn't want the peas and carrots to touch."

Retirement homes' 'pill fight'.

"We've decided your suggestion to have a day care center here at work has merit."

"I need to know who started it."

Rockabye Baby- $10/hour.

Fitness Programme for babies

A Tit for Tat.

Handle With Care

". . . and now it's his memory. Three times on Saturday he asked me what day it was. Or did I already tell you that earlier?"

You know, the snowballs we get in the summer are better. They're flavored!

Fat Kid 23- Catches a bogie

"Careful."

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"If you have any gossip, tell me now - she could come back ay second."

'Still having problems finding a baby sitter?'

'You could say this is how my husband and I support local arts.'

She doesn't like my song? All the kids LOVED it at Day Care!

Duel in a wheelchair.

I made snow angels in my good clothes and mom gave me the devil for it!

"Now, Mrs. Stevens, go to work, relax, and leave the social engineering to us."

'He's my personal potty trainer.'

Happy Tots Day Care.