Delivery Service Professional Pillows

Amazon Prime / Prime II / Final Prime III

''Air mail special delivery'? -- In this day and age?'

Our deliveries are usually prompt.

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

Thank you, Essential Workers

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

Same Day Delivery: "I wish!"

'So much for your new Satnav!'

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

How Amazon was invented

'Are we broke yet?'

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

Yes, That Was The Exit

"Who ordered a pizza?"

Monday: Next 7 exits.

Santa called but you were out!

'If the GPS has to tell you, 'No, we're not there yet' one more time...'

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

"What are you doing? It's Halloween. Not leaving your deliveries to the last minute this year?"

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

Exit Next Left

'This year I'm deliverying everything FedEx!'

Stork and baby discover scarecrows

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.