Delivery Service Professional Mugs

Amazon Prime / Prime II / Final Prime III

''Air mail special delivery'? -- In this day and age?'

Our deliveries are usually prompt.

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

Thank you, Essential Workers

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

'So much for your new Satnav!'

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

Same Day Delivery: "I wish!"

How Amazon was invented

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

'Are we broke yet?'

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

Yes, That Was The Exit

Santa called but you were out!

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

"Who ordered a pizza?"

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

Monday: Next 7 exits.

Exit Next Left

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

'If the GPS has to tell you, 'No, we're not there yet' one more time...'

"What are you doing? It's Halloween. Not leaving your deliveries to the last minute this year?"

Stork and baby discover scarecrows

'Hurry up: We've sprung a leak!'

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."