Delivery Debonair Prints

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LAY ZEE FUK

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

Same Day Delivery: "I wish!"

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

'Are we broke yet?'

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

"My owner is teaching me to think before barking, which gave Federal Express plenty of time to clobber me."

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

Food deliverer's baby.

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

Yes, That Was The Exit

"What are you doing? It's Halloween. Not leaving your deliveries to the last minute this year?"

Sybil Obama

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

'If the GPS has to tell you, 'No, we're not there yet' one more time...'

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

Monday: Next 7 exits.

'This year I'm deliverying everything FedEx!'

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

"Sorry it's late. I got caught in Spring migration."

"Wouldn't it be easier to have sat nav fitted?"

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

Your Entire Life Delivered To Your Door!

North Pole twinned with Amazon

'That last hill was a bit steep!'

Man whistles while driving his car.

"Well I have to go, my ride is here."