Delegation Dynamo Pillows

'As my subordinate, naturally I expect you to take the heat on things that otherwise would make me uncomfortable.'

"Baxter, I'm doing an online course in delegating and I want you to sit the exam for me."

'A few more years in this job and you'll learn how to delegate stress.'

"Why do you need so many computers?" "One for billing, one for stock control, one for human resources, one for financial management..."

God's Subcontractors

Paperwork No Me Gusta.

"If you want to go fast, go alone. If you want to far, go together." - African proverb.

"Give a man a job, and he'll work all day. Teach a man to delegate, and he'll take the rest of the day off."

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

"Never do today what someone else can do tomorrow."

In - Out - Pending.

"Objection! Pummelling the witness."

'Ah, Williams, are you familiar with the term ‘Poisoned Chalice'?'

Man with cat on the end of fishing rod, catching fish.

Desk trays: The Good - The Bad - The Ugly

Donald Trump

Oh sure, unload it on me to do it/Out.

"Does the N.R.A. know about this?"

Engineer on the move.

"Yes, Robert. Reasonable people can have different interpretations of things, but not this thing."

"Of course, that's just my opinion. If you want my professional opinion it will cost you."

Arrogant junior barrister

"When you reach the bottom of the pile, you'll find this week's paycheck."

Got Rationality?

"Be afraid my friends...if the government takes over your healthcare, you're going to be left with nothing!"

"I want to forewarn you—tonight's topic seems to be phallocentrism, and Jessica is in a take-no-prisoners mood."

'I start my day by making a list of everything I need to do . . . and who I can get to do it for me.'

'Miss Johnson, would you mind ordering me another computer? And you can cancel that call to tech-support.'

"Really? You'd like to be part of this?"

"I learned early, if at first you don't succeed, delegate."

"Afterward, there will be a short Q. and A. that will be just long enough for one person to take up too much of it."

Bring It On!

"Tell the Greeks austerity is necessary to finance our campaign to explain why austerity is necessary."

Filing Trays.

"I'm going to need your room cleaned by end-of-day."