Delegation Daredevil Pillows

What happened to the project I delegated to you?

'I hate leaving work when I feel I could have delegated more.'

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

YOLO vs YODO

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

'Helen, you're the team leader, why don't you jump first?'

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

"I need to clone myself."

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

'As my subordinate, naturally I expect you to take the heat on things that otherwise would make me uncomfortable.'

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

'HEY! Shouldn't that be a reef-knot?!'

'Coulda, woulda, and definitely shoulda.'

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

Junior Masterchef - "Darren Smith and I'll be cooking chicken nuggets with Mars bars in a CocaCola sauce"

Office Park

Man with cat on the end of fishing rod, catching fish.

'Ah, Williams, are you familiar with the term ‘Poisoned Chalice'?'

"I normally don’t do this on the first date."

"Just put that in my, 'I'll get to it when I can, I'm only human' pile."

'I told you not to order the chocolate cream surprise.'

"Fancy a game of chicken?"

'I'll need some people to boss around.'

Base jumper in squirrel suit sees splat shadow as he leaps from canyon wall.

Memorable Travel Adventure: 'I was in Florida, and on a whim, decided to wrestle an alligator.'

Hunters wait at the bottom of a ski jump ramp.

"O.K., one last big rhubarb score. But then I'm out of the pie game for good."

'The boss is taking me along for a working vacation. I'll be doing his work while he has fun.'

'Clayton enjoys living on the edge,'

'For the next hour, hold all calls. I'll be practicing tumbling. I have to learn to roll with the punches.'

'One last thing. I want you each to wear these in the off chance that your reserve chute fails.'