Delegation Diva Gifts

'The only reason I'm having Cindy do my homework, Dad, is that you always say a good manager knows how to delegate work.'

'I'm putting you in charge of ordering, Beegly.. this is the list and directions to the Deli.'

"Just put that in my, 'I'll get to it when I can, I'm only human' pile."

"Remember...when the going gets tough...DELEGATE!"

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

"I need a little more drama like a ten part mini-series."

God's Subcontractors

Tossing computer into canyon.

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

"Heads up! It's another tidal wave of overwrought critical hyperbole!"

William Shakespeare

"Well, the alternative would be to use your social media accounts to promote toothlessness."

"Never do today what someone else can do tomorrow."

'As my subordinate, naturally I expect you to take the heat on things that otherwise would make me uncomfortable.'

Man with cat on the end of fishing rod, catching fish.

"I know I should have gotten a cart, but I can't give up now."

Ruff

'Ah, Williams, are you familiar with the term ‘Poisoned Chalice'?'

"I've decided the most honorable course of action is for me to take the blame...and pin it on Gordon."

Desk bins: 'Whatnot,' 'Whatever,' and 'What now?'

'I've got another loose tooth - It's not your cooking is it mum?'

"It's no good Charlie, I'm done for! You've got to go it alone, Charlie. You've got to go on and nail that presentation! Nail it for me!"

Spy Satellite

"And if your teeth could hear you, Larry, what would you say to them?"

"'Time management' is an essential executive skill. . . I spent the first hour on a Monday morning the delegating tasks and the rest of the week napping."

No need for you to read this. You seem to have got it to a fine art.

'Houston, we have a problem. We're going to need a bigger toothbrush.'

"Every time you lick your teeth, you taste your skeleton."

'Boy that Donna BUGS me! Every party she goes to, she ALWAYS has to make a grand entrance!'

'Honey, it's your worms of the month delivery!'

"All right, let's do it again. This time, you're good at acting."

In Tray, Out Tray and Not My Job Tray

'Your new teeth whitener is keeping me up.'

"I'm not whining."