Delegation Devotee Pillows

"All I need is a chair. I delegate everything."

'I really lose patience with people who moan all the time about their supposed 'workloads'.'

"'Time management' is an essential executive skill. . . I spent the first hour on a Monday morning the delegating tasks and the rest of the week napping."

'I hate leaving work when I feel I could have delegated more.'

God's Subcontractors

"I'm looking for a 'yes man' who can say 'no' without sounding negative"

'We hold these truths to be self evident, that all men are created equal, except for Hancock... who smells bad...'

"Never do today what someone else can do tomorrow."

'As my subordinate, naturally I expect you to take the heat on things that otherwise would make me uncomfortable.'

"Have your people call my people."

We have a dream....

"Just put that in my, 'I'll get to it when I can, I'm only human' pile."

Donald Trump Bulldozing Mexico, Canada, Panama, Bolivia, and Greenland

'Ah, Williams, are you familiar with the term ‘Poisoned Chalice'?'

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

Nato Membership

'I'll need some people to boss around.'

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

'The boss is taking me along for a working vacation. I'll be doing his work while he has fun.'

'Negotiating skills need fine tuning.'

The next drone flight

"When in the course of human events it becomes... Oh, blast it! Adams is just going to edit the heck out of this..."

'You'll be very happy here...I know I am!'

The Deal of a Century

US extortion on the UN regarding Jerusalem

The Need for Delegation

Russia's Ukrainian Ambitions.

No need for you to read this. You seem to have got it to a fine art.

"China Ministry of State Security Royal Infiltration Training Unit"

In Tray, Out Tray and Not My Job Tray

Sir Edmund Hillary Arriving Home To His Third Floor Apartment

"New world order"

Israel/Palestine Conflict

"No note!? With no note, sending our envoy's head back in a box could mean anything!"

"My all-time favorite rock group? That would be The Grateful Dead."