Delegation Devotee Pillows

"All I need is a chair. I delegate everything."

'I really lose patience with people who moan all the time about their supposed 'workloads'.'

"'Time management' is an essential executive skill. . . I spent the first hour on a Monday morning the delegating tasks and the rest of the week napping."

'I hate leaving work when I feel I could have delegated more.'

God's Subcontractors

This next song goes out to the girl who stole my heart and my guitar.

Airport. Luggage. Baggage. Traveling used to be much less complicated.

"I'm looking for a 'yes man' who can say 'no' without sounding negative"

'We hold these truths to be self evident, that all men are created equal, except for Hancock... who smells bad...'

"I need to clone myself."

"Never do today what someone else can do tomorrow."

'As my subordinate, naturally I expect you to take the heat on things that otherwise would make me uncomfortable.'

"Have your people call my people."

'Ah, Williams, are you familiar with the term ‘Poisoned Chalice'?'

We have a dream....

Donald Trump Bulldozing Mexico, Canada, Panama, Bolivia, and Greenland

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

"Just put that in my, 'I'll get to it when I can, I'm only human' pile."

Nato Membership

'The boss is taking me along for a working vacation. I'll be doing his work while he has fun.'

'I'll need some people to boss around.'

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

'Negotiating skills need fine tuning.'

'You'll be very happy here...I know I am!'

"When in the course of human events it becomes... Oh, blast it! Adams is just going to edit the heck out of this..."

The Deal of a Century

The Need for Delegation

"China Ministry of State Security Royal Infiltration Training Unit"

The next drone flight

No need for you to read this. You seem to have got it to a fine art.

Russia's Ukrainian Ambitions.

US extortion on the UN regarding Jerusalem

In Tray, Out Tray and Not My Job Tray

Sir Edmund Hillary Arriving Home To His Third Floor Apartment

"No note!? With no note, sending our envoy's head back in a box could mean anything!"