Delegation Enthusiast Pillows

"I like things to be done my own particular way by someone other than me."

'Bill, we've decided to send you back to the minors for a while so you can brush up on your delegating!'

'It's important in management to have that 'get someone else to do it' spirit.'

"I hereby empower you, Ambrose T. Wilkins, to water my plans. And let's hear no more talk about how I never delegate authority."

"Nothing is impossible. . . especially if you don't have to do it yourself."

Things to do.

'I'll need some people to boss around.'

Things to delegate...

'He has a black belt in delegating.'

'I hate leaving work when I feel I could have delegated more.'

The Need for Delegation

"Anything worth doing is worth hiring someone to do it well."

"I delegate all the responsibility with the work."

"Three weeks on a management training course and the only thing he remembered was how to delegate!"

"I'm writing my to-do list - I want my dad to do my homework, I want my sister to do my chores, and I want my friends to do everything else I don't want to do."

"I'm delegating my New Years Resolutions, you'll be running a marathon in July!"

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

"Nation-building never works."

'A few more years in this job and you'll learn how to delegate stress.'

"National security adviser"

"I can't decide what I fear the most, Putin's Russia or Putin's America."

God's Subcontractors

Paperwork No Me Gusta.

"Your husband has finally learned to delegate...."

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

"Never do today what someone else can do tomorrow."

"Give a man a job, and he'll work all day. Teach a man to delegate, and he'll take the rest of the day off."

'As my subordinate, naturally I expect you to take the heat on things that otherwise would make me uncomfortable.'

'Ah, Williams, are you familiar with the term ‘Poisoned Chalice'?'

Oh sure, unload it on me to do it/Out.

Desk trays: The Good - The Bad - The Ugly

Kim Jong-un and Donald Trump compare penis size.

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Kim-Putin Summit

Conflict In Palestine