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"You need to stop taking your work home with you. Take mine instead."

"It's been moved that we adjourn for an afternoon nap. Is there a second?"

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

'Perhaps sir would like the dessert menu?'

"Bill's a little upset. The boss just chewed him out."

"Summarise all that's been said. I wasn't listening."

"How sweet, your hand is trembling."

"Hope you weren't planning on leaving early."

"I can hardly wait...TWO WHOLE weeks without having to deal with mindless e-mails, incessant interruptions, boring meetings...."

A breakthrough in the morning meeting

"We missed the meeting, but there might be a couple of the little muffins left."

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."

"Any yet he's always on my case."

"I'm the designated driver."

'Please have the bouncer throw me out before the dessert course.'

"Thanks for the offer... but I'd rather see if tech support can get my computer running."

Jenkins won't be here today. He just called in healthy.

'Can you give me a few minutes, Waiter? I can't run on a full stomach.'

"If only you could do this in real life..."

"THIS looks like a job for ... somebody else."

"Just once, can we not talk about politics."

"This looks like a job for ... someone else."

"You should have been here at eight!"

'I'm sorry, he's in a meeting. would you like his voice mail?'

"Myra's our creative director. She fabricates emergency situations for me when client meetings go on too long."

'Ms Ferguson, weasel me out of the 315 meeting.'

Double-glazing salesman's spiel sends household to sleep.

Motivation

'Look, I'm a goat, not an elephant. I really don't want to debate politics during the game...'

"If you wouldn't book hotels with such great amenities, I wouldn't miss so many seminars."

"This is definitely the last time for Chapter Seventeen!"

"Hey, I built the nest. You feather it."

"Marriage is proving to be one task too many, so I've asked Jenkins here to cover that for me."

A $50 co-pay? Well, go find someone named 'Co' and maybe they can pay you."