
Procrastinators Anonymous: Just wait and see.
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Procrastinators Anonymous: Just wait and see.
"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."
Colour Version: Living by the Clock
Procrastinator Foumdation: 'We're putting off the decision to fund you for at least another month...'
'Could we finish these negotiations via e-mail? That will allow me to think before I respond to your proposals.'
'Thanks for coming to this 12.01 appointment, but I'm afraid my 12.02 has now arrived.'
'It's for the girl who's in a hurry.'
"As a courtesy for the inconvenience, please accept a voucher for three additional hours of your life, redeemable upon your death."
Procrastinator Hall of Fame
Workaholics Anonymous - Hourly General Meeting
"I haven't had smouldering, passionate sex for a while....could you put it in the diary for next week!"
"You have a major fiasco at 10:30, followed by a shocking scandal at 2:15."
The Procrastinatorium.
Notice to travelers: 'Delayed' is the New 'on time'.
'As you know, your father liked the sport of Boxing...'
If I move Jen's ortho to Friday, it conflicts with Sam's clarinet, but I can't move that to Monday because Tina has soccer! Ugh, how do I line this thing up? Rubik's Calendar.
Life Tetris
"The Procrastination World Championships were only a month away. He never trained so hard."
Procrastinator's Leap.
'Katie, I won't be coming in Thursday, so reschedule all of today's appointments for then.'
White Rabbit leaving a 'Time Management Seminar.'
'I've got a tight schedule.'
"I know at least two people who will sleep easier with him behind bars."
'Danae...you seem to spend twice the time and energy in avoiding your schoolwork than it would take to actually do the work...How far do you expect that'll get you in life?'
"It's from our 'Time Management' trainer. He's double booked and can't come!"
"I'd love to meet up, but my calendar is a jam-packed with squares and sequential numbers."
'Well you know the old saying... if you can't beat 'em you can always google someone who can.'
Realistic Timetable
"The secret to my productivity is sleeping when everyone is awake."
'My instincts and intuitions are on opposing sides on this schedule.'
Train Arrivals
'Since the schedule reorganizing, we haven't yet figured out what to do with Harris.'
'I've got nothing to do and not enough time to do it.'
"Wow. This sucks."
'Please Miss, I know what comes before 8. My school bus!'
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