Delay Dramatist Prints

"I didn't jump, I fell asleep waiting."

Southwark Fair.

Jean-Paul Sartre

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

Comedy and tragedy masks

'The classic masks of Comedy and Tragedy, or as they're now known, emoticons.'

Henrik Ibsen,

We Will Beat Any Genuine Quote...

"Leon, honey, you break all the rules of dramaturgy."

'Shakespeare, what do you say we write a comedy?'

"Less hair doesn't mean less work!"

Eugene Ionesco

Samuel Beckett

James Barrie.

John Masefield.

The Modern Godot

'Shakespeare's Hamlet word for word - and I who always thought it was a crazy joke.'

'Just tell him two quarts of milk and a pint of cream, Will- it doesn't have to be a sonnet.'

"As a courtesy for the inconvenience, please accept a voucher for three additional hours of your life, redeemable upon your death."

I can read this audit, but HOW should I read it...What is my MOTIVATION, how do I bring these figures to life,make them sing!... Colin often wondered whether accountancy had been the right career choice for him

Procrastinator Hall of Fame

Oscar Wilde

Henrik Ibsen

'Your dilemma is fabulous. Imagine what a dramaturge could do with it.'

'Don't panic, folks! It's red ink, not blood!

To Be/Not To Be

Now Playing On Your Phone: Other People's Craft Projects....

'Hey, I made a hole in Juan.'

Euripides

Modern Day Hamlet.

The Procrastinatorium.

Notice to travelers: 'Delayed' is the New 'on time'.

'To be honest, I have my doubts about these modern dress versions.'

Eugene O'Neill.