Deja Vu Devotee Pillows

'We've been up here thirty years - Of COURSE you have deja vu feelings!'

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

Airport. Luggage. Baggage. Traveling used to be much less complicated.

Thomas Hardy

'Breaking Bad' Box Set Addiction.

The following wildlife film is sponsored in part by a grant from...Mother Nature Foundation.

"Dear Diary: Today I ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped ... HAIRBALL!!"

"I think I'll keep a diary..."

Michael Moore creates a UK equivalent of Fahrenheit 9/11

The Blob's Blog.

'Come on, you're telling me that you don't watch the Discovery Channel.'

"Dear diary...Well at least I'm not having to watch the Oscars."

"Dear Diary: Today I picked a peck of pickled peppers."

Old-fashioned computer

"Blowing the whistle is perfect for a sports bar to let its patrons know that Happy Hour is over."

"What do you suppose Ken Burns will have to say about all this in 30 years?"

'I still say these shots need more action.'

"I mean it this time Brian, it's either me or the jazz!"

Dear Diary

One book... One book... One book...

"He used to be a senior fact checker at Meta — now he's just a pedant."

"Oprah is definite, Barnes and Noble is giving you front windows, and Norman Mailer has agreed to a feud."

"Ok, don't move. I want to capture the drama and intrigue of your life."

"I haven't had smouldering, passionate sex for a while....could you put it in the diary for next week!"

Michael Moore

Institute for the study of deja vu.

"My all-time favorite rock group? That would be The Grateful Dead."

Ohm sweet Ohm

'A fight has broken out between Dr. Who fans and Star Trek fans. No hurry, the likelihood of anyone getting hurt is very small.'

"Hey! Green eyes!"

Shopping Torture

"Dear Diary: So I texted Julie..."