Dei Specialist Mugs

"This is Professor Schvrtxvt from Ruritania -- he doesn't speak any English, but he sure is DIVERSE!"

'Is there another doctor in the house? He wants a second opinion.'

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

Medical Building Directory: Dr. Larry Nix, Dr. Sally Putty, etc..

"So, what does everyone think of XX81's suggestion for increased funding into AI research?"

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

"Gifted class, indeed! One is gifted in science, but can't rad - one is fixed in reading, but won't even try math..."

'Ugh! Another oil puddle in the living room – bad robot dog!'

'What do you mean, I just flunked the Turing test?'

"Your feelings may be artificial, but that doesn't mean they're not real."

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

'I'm afraid you've failed the Turing test.'

"Your job is to build an app that replaces you."

'I think what we need now is someone called a computer programmer.'

Otto the SmartyCar!

"The UWS association for the advancement of A.I."

'A few years ago all we needed were some people who could hammer and some people who could paint.'

'You're hired, but remember, you can be replaced by a machine...believe me.'

Good Luck!

Dyslexia is no longer a disorder...

"Thanks, but I already have my 'support bubble' right here."

EAR, NOSE AND THROAT CLINIC: "You want me to drive?"

People and robots

Medical Examinations.

The 2024 Deepfake awards

'Gastroenterology...do I know that?'

Now Hiring. Artificial Intelligence & Research Lab. "Artificial Intelligence"? Great! I'd be a real asset to your project since I'm not as intelligent as I look!

'Sorry, you're overqualified for this job.'

"My self-driving car is wintering in Florida."

'I have the feeling my expiration date is nearly up.'

'You're going to need a hip-hoperation.'

Smith and Hobson: People replacing people with apps and robots since 2009.

"The nurse thinks she's sneaky, but I know my meds are in the peanut butter."

"Stop whinging and man up!" "Our new AI complaints management system still needs a bit of work."