Diy Specialist Mugs

Happy National Tradesmen Day

"Young Frankenstein"

Self help acupuncture

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

Painting by the numbers for adults

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

Stoneage puncture repair kit...

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

Painting the Ceiling

Tool Box

"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

'Frankly, I think watching paint dry has been given a bad press.'

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

A man sees a leak in his ceiling and drills a hole in the floor under leak to by pass his apartment.

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

"I think I perferred the plain magnolia"

The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...

"Something went wrong after you inserted tab A into slot B."

Do it yourself books.

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

"I saved us a hundred bucks on a Jolly Jumper."

"I sensed you needed my help. I’m Saint &@!#%&!!, the patron saint of cursing."

"I said to myself, 'Maybe I can't change the world, but I can remodel my bathroom.' "

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

'You certainly have a well equipped workbench.'

"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."

"Well, he promised you the moon and stars."

"See this area right here, honey? This is why we need to find someone who knows what they're doing."