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Academia Can Kill By Degrees

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

'Remember, Edward, inside every 'F' student is a 'D' student trying to get out.'

"Eventually, you have to stop visualizing yourself doing well on the test, and actually do the test."

Exam

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

Good luck with all the revision...

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

'I know the answer. I just need a moment to come to grips with it.'

Chicken soup for the adjunct professors soul

"Sure, money may be imaginary - but at least it's got everybody imagining it."

"An excellent defense. Let's give her the doctorate."

'You have to STUDY for tests, dummy -- you can't just put a memory stick in your ear!'

'You will now be presented with your degrees. That is, of course, after you jump through another one of our little hoops.'

Curse or not, Dave had to pass this exam.

'I'm on the short degree course... hell of a lot to pack into one year!'

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"

"My Tia Carmen keeps this shrine..."

Bureaucrats held up by the workers.

"That was one of the hardest exams ever. I don't think anybody got a good grade."

Too big to fail

Say balls to testicular cancer, remember to check your crown jewels regularly.

"You’d think being anthropomorphic would be enough but nowadays you need a Masters to even get your foot in the door."

Bigger Brain

Professor McWit, Didn't Publish, So Perished.

"If you miss a payment, we show up and embarrass you in front of your friends."

'Thank you for not guessing.'

Good luck in your A Levels.

Grim Reapers sitting their 'Finals'.

Nervous Student

Examiners.

"Ted doesn't test well."

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