Deforestation Opponent Pillows

"No. But if we see anything we'll let you know."

Deforestation.

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does it make a sound?"

"Geez, Dude. I asked for a slight trim. Not a Brazilian wax."

Entering Washington, DC. Today's Polticial Atmosphere is TOXIC.

What's not to like? They're cheap, tasty adn don't destroy the Rain Forest.

"We've made a few changes."

"I will avenge you, Father."

An environmentally sound Christmas - Plant a Seedling - Full tree in 16 years.

Loggers truck with alligator in between logs.

When Trees Dream

Deforestation

The painting Painter

Devil driving a convertible with many tailpipes

'We must be nearer a land-fill site than I thought.'

'If they don't care about the deforestation, then I don't care about the methane gas.'

'Hang on, we'd better leave this one alone: It's a protected species...'

'This is a basic business decision - first we downsize the forest, then reorganize the trees as redwood furniture'

Two taxidermists are confronted with a dead elephant - 'We're going to need some overtime for this one...'

'I'm gonna say this one more time: Our only chance is self-control.'

Deforestation: The Last Tree

Once a tree, always a tree.

Tree fighting back

Deer Hunting Season Ends Noon Today - 'You'd swear they know what time it is.'

No carbon emissions were realised in the production of my bonus and perks.

'We're an endangered species: I'd better not take up smoking...'

"What a moron! No wonder we're an endangered species!"

'For someone on the verge of extinction, he looks surprisingly well.'

"No thanks. I don't need a straw."

Mushroom cloud from a car's exhaust pipe.

"Can you describe that in U.S.D.?

"I don't know about you, but I'm getting that globally warm and fuzzy feeling."

Great Britain Will Not Freeze!