Defiant Youth T-Shirts

Whatever

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

Exercising

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

"You used to be a lot more fun."

"Went with the hair plugs I see."

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

"I'm thinking about letting myself get old."

'I don't think re-living your childhood means you can go apple scrumping in next doors garden.'

"I cranked up the dose a tad. Why should kids have all the fun?"

"Yes, I've made three resolutions - not to drink less, not to stop watching football on telly and not to spend more time at your mother's."

"Miriam keeps me young."

Whatever!

"The next one is a hard-rockin', kick-ass, take-no-prisoners tune we wrote about turning sixty."

"He may be 90 but he's got the body of an 85 year old."

"I don't plead."

"How can you say my hat is on back to front when you don't know which way I'm going to go?"

"I need you to line up by attention span."

Hit Me

Lemonade/Prune-aid

The Ageing Process.

Auld Gang Sign

Too young to be a grandma

"How about you try pushing off with your other leg for a change?"

You've got the body of a man less than half your age

Skateboard Park. Lessons Available. The instructor taught me all I need to know in ten minutes. He said "forget it."

"I think I'll go home and start some unhealthy eating habits I'll live to regret."

"He said he's doing all he can to help me, but he can't make me any younger. But I have no interest in getting younger! I just don't want to keep getting older."

"I don't know what happened - he was such a good egg."

ASBOs

"Son, I really wish I could tell you that "Cowboy Ballerina" is a normal part of growing up, but... it's not."

How Tattoos Age

'I've had raging hormones for the last 80 years.'