Defense Mechanism Analyst T-Shirts

"There's and awful lot of anger there."

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

Servicemen.

That's What Happens

Intolerable

Defence Cutbacks.

"I'm a common dolphin, I swim the west coast of Scotland foraging for fish and squid."

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

The Thinker

'Who said the Germans don't have a sense of humour? Just look at that card Hans Greber and we have haven't been shot at all day.'

How the US Succeeded in Afghanistan

"It's the kind of missile system that says, 'Hey, these peace negotiations aren't really going very well.'"

Invade/Fail/Deny

Arms race - USA and Russia.

My therapist cured me of using humour as a defense...these days I pack a .45.

Dictators Consuming the World

US fears missile competition.

Oooops!

US strike on Syria.

'This is just a test. I repeat, this is just a test. But then - maybe not!'

Library Geoge W. Bush

AUKUS Deal Annoys France

Weapons supplies to Ukraine. . . Weapons supplies to Russia.

The Generals medals

The Use of Cavalry

'M.O.D. find budget replacement for the Fleet Air arm.'

'I believe the use of elastic- bands is down to the new government defence cut-backs!'

'I hate playing stinkbugs! Every time we press them on defense, they just let 'e rip!'

The Grim map of Iraq.

'At last! Some decent kit.'

Turkey Blocks Swedish and Finnish Nato Bids

Talkshow Scheduling Dept. I scheduled a guest how a book advocating a strong military position. You booked a hawk who's hawking a book!

Don't Worry, Joe, about Afghanistan