Defense Industry Prints

The Unknown Military Contractor

"And finally, I implore the jury not to take my clients lack of alibi and blatant lies out of context."

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

"Worst budget cuts ever!"

US fears missile competition.

"Tell Congress we need a super duper hypersonic missile."

'Iraq had no WMD's? Iran has no nukes? Surely there must be some terror-producing country to keep Americans frightened, and in support of big defense spending!'

Cyberwarfare

Francois Hollande

"Today U.S. Defense Industry stocks rose on news Dick Cheney endorsed Donald Trump."

How To Cut The Defense Budget

'What do you mean it doesn't work? It's not rocket science!'

'What do I do for a living?? Isn't it obvious?'

'I know it doesn't look like much, but have you ever been shot in the face with a p****d off cat?'

The Jumping Tank

"The bomb destroys only all life but not object! This means that our troops can have fun plundering and pillaging. War doesn't have to be inhuman, right?"

'What's wrong, people? You wanna be sooper-dooper safe, don't you?'

"I can assure you, Your Honor, that my client knocked over the liquor store with the best of intentions."

"We're fighting them in zone A, they're our allies in zone B, and we don't know what to do in zone C."

"I don't like the looks of this! That's our jury consultant!"

'Teddy, someone from the Pentagon wants to talk to you about drones in Pakistan, whatever that means.'

'All I'm saying is that if we don't want to be invaded, we'd be better off with weapons of mass destruction.'

U.S Airspace missile detection meets Santa

"War is hell...but peace is hell for the defense budget."

Global Arms Trade

'The pentagon brass has cleared the way. . . for women to fight on the front lines. . . in dangerous combat situations right alongside men. Imagine that!'

Shopping for weapons: As Minister of Defence, I like to find the best bang for the taxpayers' buck!