Defense Analyst Prints

"Don't panic. It's one of ours!"

General's Coin Toss

The Generals medals

"Could we move the piece representing ourselves a little farther away from the battle?"

'Warspeak department' making up new military terminology.

'Our troops are NOT under-equipped. In fact only this morning I ordered two dozen inflatable bow and arrow kits which should be with our troops by the end of the year.'

Ronald Reagan

'At last! Some decent kit.'

Donald Rumsfeld

Defence Cutbacks.

'We have the bomb, but need to upgrade our delivery system.'

Ugly American

"No animals were killed in the production and testing of our weapons."

U.S Airspace missile detection meets Santa

' I've had much less trouble with the big,bad, wolf since I became a nuclear power.'

'Unleash the drones!'

'I believe the use of elastic- bands is down to the new government defence cut-backs!'

'Peace is Hell for the defence budget.'

"Our nation hasn't been to war in a hundred years. Where the hell did we get all these medals?"

'Sir Joselyn you will be pleased to know, I have been looking at some figures and if we dispose of another 1000 soldiers before they get their pensions, we can top ours by 5% and bring digestives back at tea break!'

'M.O.D. find budget replacement for the Fleet Air arm.'

Top secret budget defence white paper.

'This homeland security is getting out of hand!'

'Ha! And another terrorist cell pretending to be an innocent family bites the dust...'

'All I'm saying is that if we don't want to be invaded, we'd be better off with weapons of mass destruction.'

Arms dealer - "Off the record, your neighbour just bought the newest FX12 missiles!"

"Paint a message on it? Do you know how much these missiles cost soldier?!?"

Friendly Fire

Criticism of Proposed Retrenchement in US Armed Forces

Retrenchment in the US Army

Tank Donations to Ukraine

Nato

Trident fail

Don't Worry, Joe, about Afghanistan

"The Pentagon is not getting nearly as much pie as they used to get."