Defending A Thesis Pillows

'Agreed. We fund only those proposals we can understand.'

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

Opportunities in Coronatimes

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

The International and May Day Terrorism

"Excellent, excellent. A fine blend of truths, half-truths, and blatant falsehoods."

'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?'

'The Questioner'

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

"See..? We told you there was nothing there..."

Difference of Opinion

Need Supercomputer to finish my PhD, Please Help.

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

Soldier armed with a pen.

"Lori, go ahead and toss in 'Lolita.' Now, what's next?" "We'll need more lighter fluid." "'The Lottery' is devils work." "We must protect the children." "Book burning club"

"Everyone stay calm, if we don't upset it maybe it won't start shooting."

Trappist Monk Discord

Loan Alley

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

"VP J.D. Vance called Donald: 'cynical asshole,' a 'moral disaster,' a 'total fraud,' an 'idiot,' and suggested he might be 'America’s Hitler.'"

Denmark scrapped anti-blasphemy law!

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"