Defender Of Innocence Pillows

"And my client will be seeking significant damages for being mistakenly placed in the naughty column!"

The Anti-Agent

This Is What Moral Corruption Looks Like

"The prosecution shall stop referring to the defendant as 'the alleged, totally guilty as sin guy'."

Justice 4 Ron

"Better that a hundred guilty men go free than one innocent man be convicted, right?"

'Don't blame the lawyer!'

"Countless observations and calculations based on the scientific method led me to the conclusion that the center of the universe is not planet earth, but. . ."

"Why... are there so many people who never eat pork? Because we have some excellent PR people working on our behalf."

When collective bargaining is outlawed!: 'To work here, you have to wear this metal collar!'

Man losing his honesty

'I'm warning you, buster -- I'm wearing Wonder Woman underwear!'

Radomly selected poll respondent

'Hell hath no furry like the lawyer of a woman scorned.'

'I put it to you that this strikes at the very foundations of justice!'

'... And then Goldsmith here, said to him: 'Never mind, if you're innocent you have nothing to worry about'.'

'You appear to be a very honest and ethical applicant. Are you sure you're in the right office?'

Bureau of Disappearing Civil Liberties

Mitch Decides to Take A 15 Minute Coffee Break To Voice His Opinion.

"Don't fall for it, Dogman!"

They Looked like Protesters to Me

Strike Accessory #118: The Picket Sign/Umbrella Combo.

"With budget cuts, we had to resort to a generic superhero."

'Okay, maybe I told a lie — but it wasn't an out-and-out lie!'

'Nice try, but I've heard the 'static cling' shoplifting defense before.'

'When I was a kid, I laid on that grass and stared up at these clouds.'

Andrea Arroyo-Breonna Taylor

School Fights

'Here's my card. Call me when you get caught.'

'Maybe the meek will inherit the Earth, but they'll need tough guys like me for executors!'

'You're under arrest for disturbing the peace.'

"I think all these pro bono cases have gone to his head."

Violence against woman

Muscle Memory

Trump vs Biden