Defender Of Innocence Pillows

"And my client will be seeking significant damages for being mistakenly placed in the naughty column!"

The Anti-Agent

"The prosecution shall stop referring to the defendant as 'the alleged, totally guilty as sin guy'."

Justice 4 Ron

"Better that a hundred guilty men go free than one innocent man be convicted, right?"

'Don't blame the lawyer!'

"Countless observations and calculations based on the scientific method led me to the conclusion that the center of the universe is not planet earth, but. . ."

"Why... are there so many people who never eat pork? Because we have some excellent PR people working on our behalf."

When collective bargaining is outlawed!: 'To work here, you have to wear this metal collar!'

Man losing his honesty

'... And then Goldsmith here, said to him: 'Never mind, if you're innocent you have nothing to worry about'.'

'Hell hath no furry like the lawyer of a woman scorned.'

'I put it to you that this strikes at the very foundations of justice!'

Radomly selected poll respondent

'You appear to be a very honest and ethical applicant. Are you sure you're in the right office?'

Bureau of Disappearing Civil Liberties

Mitch Decides to Take A 15 Minute Coffee Break To Voice His Opinion.

"Don't fall for it, Dogman!"

"With budget cuts, we had to resort to a generic superhero."

Strike Accessory #118: The Picket Sign/Umbrella Combo.

'Okay, maybe I told a lie — but it wasn't an out-and-out lie!'

'When I was a kid, I laid on that grass and stared up at these clouds.'

'Nice try, but I've heard the 'static cling' shoplifting defense before.'

Andrea Arroyo-Breonna Taylor

'Here's my card. Call me when you get caught.'

'Maybe the meek will inherit the Earth, but they'll need tough guys like me for executors!'

'You're under arrest for disturbing the peace.'

"I think all these pro bono cases have gone to his head."

Violence against woman

Guardian Angel and War Angel.

Trump vs Biden