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1992: Teenage Ron DeSantis has 48 pizzas delivered to Angela because she's a stuck-up, stupid loser!

Marimba

Archimedes statue with a lever

'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'

'Never mind singing it in rap... a simple 'I do' will suffice.'

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

Horn of Leftovers

"To save enough money to buy my lowrider, I figure I need to keep my summer job for...10,734 days."

'I don't have enough money for a tip, but feel free to eat the leftovers!'

'Like many studs of my generation, I have always had a love affair with the harmonica.'

The Little Drummer Boy.

"Can I have a doggie bag to go?"

Leap Frog

'It was worse than that ? I was slimed by a lawyer!'

'Today's special is yesterday's left-overs.'

Club DJ.

"This says you should expect to spend six months and at least $800 building the perfect lowrider bike."

AS about Today's Specials' - 'Whatever didn't sell yesterday.'

"The major obstacle to your big dream...is your tiny wallet."

"Roger, give me the shirt … it’s time."

"I think my dad really, really cares about me."

Le Mans 24 Hour Tiredness can kill, take a break ...

"Glad you have time for lunch today, honey."

'The drum roll is very nice... but it's still leftovers.'

Turkey Sandwich anyone?

No, it's not the beer talking. Beer actually makes a better impression than I do. ! !

"Let me guess...you got a job here because you needed new parts for your lowrider project?"

'That's OK, I'm not offended: Hardly anybody knows the difference between a butterfly and a moth...'

"Okay! I know! I'm proud that you have a job and you've set a goal to spend all your money...on a nice lowrider car."

"Good evening folks. Tonight we have the food you didn't finish last time you were here."

"It's from eBay! I won a cigarette lighter for a 1964 Chevy Impala. I make my dreams come true one bid at a time."

'We're having leftovers again. Don't worry, I shaved off all the fuzzy parts. I'm going to knit you a sweater.'

"Yesterday's weenies have migrated in with today's nuggets."

"Dad, I need some help building my lowrider bike."

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