Deer Detective Mugs

'Trust me, the deer have been here. I see tracks everywhere... and look! Fresh droppings!'

'I didn't see one deer today. They must have found a great place to hide.'

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

'Get ready, Ralph, I think we're going to see some action.'

'Some buck lure this is. I drank three bottles and haven't seen one buck.'

'Time out He pulled a muscle,'

This is not a Deer.

'I think we should stop following these $100 bills. I'm beginning to think the deer know we're here, and they're setting us up.'

'It's fresh. He must be close by.'

'I think we better stop following these hundred dollar bills. I'm beginning to think the deer know we are following them.'

'I hear there are some mighty big deer in these woods.'

Deer Hunting Season Ends Noon Today - 'You'd swear they know what time it is.'

Wildlife

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

Barks in code.

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

Wanted For Bird Watching: Reward

'So who needs sonar?!'

"... and what’s even worse – I spilled my beer!"

"And I'll have that lightly sedated, please."

Murder in Apartment 6-K

"Hello? Is that the canine help line?...."

"Elementary, my dear Quackson."

"Pssst. Fake poop."

Sergeant Jones gave the assurance that they had an 'assortment' of leads back at the station. . .

'The word bath is mentioned.'

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

Man to pets about upside down house: 'I don't care who started it!'