Dedication Dilemma Enthusiast Mugs

"You only made it halfway, Barnes. We're looking for someone who is a little tougher."

Two grooms/wedding guests raise a glass.

'Either you do or you don't - there isn't any 'cooling-off' period!'

'I need someone who is willing to make a commitment not someone who's just interested in ruffling my feathers.'

'And do you promise to be the one out of two marriages that does not end in divorce.'

Thank you to our awesome NHS staff

'I didn't know the church sold an extended warrenty on marriage?'

"I have been happily married... three times!"

"'Better or worse' and 'richer or poorer' are NOT choices."

Single girl in wedding dress trying to catch a bachelor.

"If you want my opinion you're damned if you do and damned if you don't."

What fear of commitment? Frank (heart) Lisa. W.T. Loves J.S. George + Gracie. O.H. Loves S.L. Lucy (heart) Ricky.

". . . and do you, John, give up your smug air of bemused detachment for the demands of marriage?"

"C’mon, Sara. Like you wouldn’t consider – even for a second – accepting an iPhone from the devil."

"You said it—everybody heard you."

'In just six hours you will be simultaneously cured of your fear of snakes, heights, small spaces and commitment.'

"Will you sign a legally binding contract to get the state involved if you ever decide to leave me?"

First Marriage

"Will you still love me when I'm old and past it?"

"As you know we've made a lot of acquisitions lately, and the last one we made seems to have resulted in us buying ourselves."

''Adam and Eve'? -- then You're going ahead with the dualism idea?'

Lady who has just accepted a proposal.

"We're planning a very long shelf life together."

I think my girlfriend is moving in.

"Talk long-term commitment to me."

'What do they mean 'is borer a beast of the field'?'

The Uber Wedding Planner: 'Ok, we're almost there...we just need a clarification on the whether the 'till death do us part' clause is meant literally or figuratively.'

Left and Right: Please be consistent.

A man's health care options.

"I like your slavish attention to detail."

Lovers' Leap

"Remember,son - a trial marriage often means a life sentence!"

'I have an even better idea, Steve -- let's get married without living together!'

"Law or Accountancy? What d'you want to do - make money or count money?"

'....Till death do you part, don't say I didn't warn you.'