Dedication Dilemma Enthusiast Mugs

"You only made it halfway, Barnes. We're looking for someone who is a little tougher."

Two grooms/wedding guests raise a glass.

'Either you do or you don't - there isn't any 'cooling-off' period!'

'I need someone who is willing to make a commitment not someone who's just interested in ruffling my feathers.'

'And do you promise to be the one out of two marriages that does not end in divorce.'

'I didn't know the church sold an extended warrenty on marriage?'

Thank you to our awesome NHS staff

"I have been happily married... three times!"

"'Better or worse' and 'richer or poorer' are NOT choices."

"If you want my opinion you're damned if you do and damned if you don't."

Single girl in wedding dress trying to catch a bachelor.

"Will you sign a legally binding contract to get the state involved if you ever decide to leave me?"

"You said it—everybody heard you."

". . . and do you, John, give up your smug air of bemused detachment for the demands of marriage?"

"C’mon, Sara. Like you wouldn’t consider – even for a second – accepting an iPhone from the devil."

First Marriage

"Will you still love me when I'm old and past it?"

"As you know we've made a lot of acquisitions lately, and the last one we made seems to have resulted in us buying ourselves."

''Adam and Eve'? -- then You're going ahead with the dualism idea?'

"We're planning a very long shelf life together."

'What do they mean 'is borer a beast of the field'?'

The Uber Wedding Planner: 'Ok, we're almost there...we just need a clarification on the whether the 'till death do us part' clause is meant literally or figuratively.'

"Talk long-term commitment to me."

Lady who has just accepted a proposal.

I think my girlfriend is moving in.

Left and Right: Please be consistent.

A man's health care options.

"I like your slavish attention to detail."

'....Till death do you part, don't say I didn't warn you.'

Lovers' Leap

'Of course I can make a commitment. I'm committed to my job, I'm committed to the constitution and I'm committed to my golf game.'

"Law or Accountancy? What d'you want to do - make money or count money?"

'I have an even better idea, Steve -- let's get married without living together!'

"Remember,son - a trial marriage often means a life sentence!"