Decision-making Dilemma Enthusiast Mugs

"Eenie,meeni,minie,mo..."

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

'We're finding out that those 'wrongs' we made 'right' were actually right after all.'

"What can we do about this leadership course,,," "I don't know,what do you think" "Isn't there anyone we could ask"

'I think I'm decisive. Can I get back to you on that?'

"So that is unanimous then - nobody has a clue what to do."

Fork in the trail.

"Heads, we go with the analytics. Tails, we don't."

"The vote is tied. Half of us think the proposed plan is astoundingly asinine, and the other half finds it stupid beyond belief. Let's try to find a middle ground here, people!"

The inevitable conflict of interest facing every crisis manager.

"If you want my opinion you're damned if you do and damned if you don't."

"Just pick one!! We're already late!!"

Illogic Tree

"As you know we've made a lot of acquisitions lately, and the last one we made seems to have resulted in us buying ourselves."

'Narrow my options down to the good, the bad, and the ugly.'

'Well, it looks like the 'yea' has it.'

I hear you are good at making snap decisions.

'Then it's agreed - we all keep our arms raised until someone blinks.'

In a Quandary

'Middle managers play tennis.'

'They've been like this ever since Mary presented her report. It's the worst case of paralysis by analysis I've ever seen!'

How to choose...

'So that's three 'yes' and two 'no' and one 'maybe yes maybe no'.'

Left and Right: Please be consistent.

'I hate long meetings so in order to save time can we agree to talk at once?'

The Do/Don't Decision Makers.

A man's health care options.

Question man

"Well, we're all in agreement. We must be overlooking something."

Signs left and right read: High tech/low tech.

"Agh! My back is stiff. I think I need a new mattress."

"Law or Accountancy? What d'you want to do - make money or count money?"

'I have no doubt this is the best way to choose our new associate.'

I've learned over the years that for every action, there is equal and opposite blowback.