Decision Dilemma Enthusiasts Mugs

"It's just as we thought Jack, we are exactly in the middle! It's the Buridans Ass paradox!"

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

'We're finding out that those 'wrongs' we made 'right' were actually right after all.'

"I might just get a pie."

"What can we do about this leadership course,,," "I don't know,what do you think" "Isn't there anyone we could ask"

'I think I'm decisive. Can I get back to you on that?'

"So that is unanimous then - nobody has a clue what to do."

Fork in the trail.

The inevitable conflict of interest facing every crisis manager.

"If you want my opinion you're damned if you do and damned if you don't."

"Just pick one!! We're already late!!"

"As you know we've made a lot of acquisitions lately, and the last one we made seems to have resulted in us buying ourselves."

''Adam and Eve'? -- then You're going ahead with the dualism idea?'

"They say it's the first sign of aging - not being able to keep up with new technology."

'Narrow my options down to the good, the bad, and the ugly.'

"Finally I've been given some real authority. I get to choose what roast we order."

I hear you are good at making snap decisions.

'Darling, wake up, I've just realised ... we're not HD ready.'

In a Quandary

'Middle managers play tennis.'

'They've been like this ever since Mary presented her report. It's the worst case of paralysis by analysis I've ever seen!'

'So that's three 'yes' and two 'no' and one 'maybe yes maybe no'.'

Left and Right: Please be consistent.

The Do/Don't Decision Makers.

A man's health care options.

Question man

Signs left and right read: High tech/low tech.

"Agh! My back is stiff. I think I need a new mattress."

"Law or Accountancy? What d'you want to do - make money or count money?"

'Last week I offered to bring Bixby into the decision-making process, and he's still dithering about it!'

'I have no doubt this is the best way to choose our new associate.'

I've learned over the years that for every action, there is equal and opposite blowback.

Digital or analog elevators.

No Coin Flipping