Dedicated Walker Gifts

"My wife has been walking five miles a day. I think she's somewhere in the middle of Pennsylvania now."

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

"I really look forward to this evening's walk."

"I'm heading north but these days it just seems easier to walk."

"Do you guys want to go for a walk?"

'Mac, I told you last week a collar and a tag aren't enough - there's a leash law in this town.'

I am your BIGGEST fan!

The Thinker

Blowing up the camping mattress.

"It was a slow day - my pedometer says I only put in 1, 273, 426 steps."

"Yeah, going to the dog park is good, but I must prefer a more intimate walk with my Master..."

"10,000 steps a day? I can do that."

"I do my best thinking in the shower... do I need to run 5 miles a day in order to take one?"

The question is, where does want to go for a walk end and need to go for a walk begin? Existentialist dogs.

Walk and take Vitamin C Every Day

"I'm not criticizing, Frank. I just don't consider 'relationships are built on trust' an epiphany."

Pedestrian parking only.

Men talking about dog, "My dog takes his walks pretty seriously"

"Nice try, but I saw you put your fitness tracker on the dog this morning."

"And for the past few days I thought those were just Halloween decorations they haven't taken down yet."

"I shamble five miles every day."

"We should be careful, where there's a baby Pope the mother can't be far away."

'You need more exercise Mrs Pilchard. Why don't you take my dog for his walk?'

Honey, I'm going for a walk...

Dog collars.

"I'm sure we've met before... don't tell me your name... don't tell me..."

'When you said we were going for a walk, I certainly didn't think it meant me carrying your golf clubs.'

You gotta admire her commitment.

"I realize it's a good idea to park far out so you can get a good walk in. But 40 miles may be a little too far out."

Since I started walking my postal route I've lost weight and gotten back into shape! Return to slender!

"He doesn't know I disable the cars twice a week, so he has to walk the 5 miles to work. That way he gets his steps in."

Man takes skeleton dog on a walk.

"Would it kill me to get in touch with my mother once in a while?"

'It's a revolutionary technique for reducing vehicle emissions. We call it walking.'

'Yes, I do have to sniff every tree. That's how we keep score.'