Dedicated Deliverer Mugs

'...To have and to hold, in sickness and in health, in rain and in snow, in hail and in gloom of night....'

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

Thank you, Essential Workers

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

'So much for your new Satnav!'

Same Day Delivery: "I wish!"

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

How Amazon was invented

'Are we broke yet?'

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

Yes, That Was The Exit

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

Santa called but you were out!

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

Exit Next Left

"Who ordered a pizza?"

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

Monday: Next 7 exits.

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

'If the GPS has to tell you, 'No, we're not there yet' one more time...'

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

"What are you doing? It's Halloween. Not leaving your deliveries to the last minute this year?"

Stork and baby discover scarecrows

'This year I'm deliverying everything FedEx!'

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

'Hurry up: We've sprung a leak!'