Dedicated Artist Gifts

'I understand he hasn't missed a concert in 14 years.'

Thank you, Essential Workers

"Work hard, make the sacrifices and in 25 years you could be just like me!"

'Inevitably, I come to work early, leave late and alienate everyone.'

I've given you 110 for ten years, like you asked. Now I'm taking that year off that I've earned!

'I solve so many work problems at home.'

"Elfis"

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

'Are you just back from work or on your way to the office?'

Pull and all nighter...

"I just want to go home, crawl into bed, and do some more work."

Cats watching an artist painting a fish.

Thank you to our awesome NHS staff

"No matter the weather or what's on my plate, I'm here at five. That's discipline."

"Dunhomin"

"Edgar isn't here. He's working out with the Dallas Cowboys."

'He has a weak character. Notice how easily he lets his work distract him?'

'While we appreciate company loyalty, Larson, you should really be in the hospital.'

"You went to Barneys without me? You slut!"

"I knew Heaven would be by Chanel."

"I got knocked down while jogging in heavy traffic."

"I knew there'd be pitfalls when I became a teacher, but thirty to a classroom is too many."

"You go the extra mile for us, but in the wrong direction."

'Herbie dear, why can't you ever forget the office?!'

Artist and Nature

'Most loyal employee in my department.'

"I know they're expensive, Evelyn, but like the saying goes...If the Jimmy Choos fit, wear them!"

What if animals made roadside memorials?

'Your propensity for hard work is having a negative effect on the other employees, Simpkins!'

'Yes, she's still doing it, Dr. Christiansen....'

"I was in the office an hour early this morning."

'D'ya wanna wait until it thaws to see if it drops in the hole.'