Decoration Dynamo Gifts

"I've just been spiffing up my image a bit."

Jack of all trades

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

'This one's for marrying him, and this one's for raising the kids.'

"Why do you need so many computers?" "One for billing, one for stock control, one for human resources, one for financial management..."

Romance

"I hoped you'd change your hobby when you became a father"

"I'm starting my own delivery service. Is there anything you want to borrow from my Dad?!"

"Lovely dovetail."

"Maybe the termite problem should take precedence over the chimney problem."

Determined not to make a fool of himself Mitch keeps practicing every dance move for the Annual Office Christmas Party!

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

A holiday at home

To determine which department would be awarded the Billings contract, employees agreed to play a best-of-five dodgeball tournament.

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

Engineer on the move.

'Between the school assignments, sports classes, and dance lessons, I hardly have any time to spend with my dolls.'

"That explains all the cavities."

Wallpapering with Nails

'Where do you keep the elbow grease?'

"He's got a great future behind him!"

New! Paint Bombs: 'Light the wick, and you have paint that's extremely easy to apply!'

Cut out and keep your own D.I.Y expert.

Thor's Other Tools

Handy-lion

Shop Lifting

'Marcus could we try it again with a little less gusto this time.'

'It's always the same, isn't it, Dave?... Every time you spot a glitter ball!'

'I told you she could get them all in under a minute. Now pay up.'

When cartoonists get ahead of themselves.

"Now, last time, near the end of Ravel's 'Bolero,' I heard a scream."

Fuzz - there's a rumor about the band that we only play Metallica covers...