Decorating Workspace Pillows

'Sorry, but your request for a recliner has been denied.'

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

That shows business confidence.

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

"It's made entirely out of rejected resumes."

"Read our contracts, Ms Donahue. It says 'No Sexual Harassment on the workfloor!'"

Sign on desk reads: 'Thanks for not wishing me a nice day.'

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

'Miss Pym, we've made a smaller loss than last year, order me a much larger desk.'

'You earned this corner office by cutting corners...'

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

"Security? There's a goddam tree in my office."

The new contract didn't leave him much room to maneuver his hoverdesk.

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

"It's too late for Jim. The tchotchkes have him now."

'Dog eat dog.'

"Brandon isn't adapting well to the open office concept."

Executive golf with Newton's cradle

'ANOTHER Shakespeare play?!! Look, all we wanted was the user manual for a sandwich maker.'

The Pencil and Sharpener

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

"Sorry to interrupt, Mr. Barksdale, but you're scheduled to take time out to smell the roses."

Another environmentally correct office product: The executive desk/organizer-fish ladder

'Our CEO's philosophy is that a happy environment means a happy bottom line.'

"While you were out, the staff whittled away your desk into a totem pole."

"It's your cubicle, Nelson, not your coop."

"No more thinking outside the box Bamford. From now on I want you to do all your thinking inside your box!"

Desk shaped like an office block.

'In,' 'Out' and 'Organize.'

"When you work from home everyday is Casual Day."

"Does this desk make my job look big?"

'We can't fire Wembley... it's now a Protected Habitat!'