Decorating With Plants Prints

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

Cocktails on the verandah.

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

Santa Claus's Mail

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

Christmas Tree

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

Painting the Ceiling

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

Happy Easter

Piranhaclaus

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

"Home depot."

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

Candle Portraits.

Labor Day Flowers

Yoga Xmas Decorations

Cat statues on entrance gate

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.