Decorated Veteran Fans Prints

"Honestly I'm not sure what most of them are for."

Best before 65 million BC.

"It's going over the top? D' you realise what you've just said?"

Adult Barbershop

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

I hope that "golden showers" dossier about Trump is true. That'd be awesome. How so, little buddy? Well, I was always a big fan of the cold war. I loved "Red Dawn" and "War Games" and "James Bond" and all those really cool cold war movies. If it's true that our new president is actually being blackmailed by the Russians, we might finally have a real "Manchurian Candidate." I've calculated that the number of "Twilight Zone" episodes that might still come true has just grown by half a dozen. I hop

The Derby- Horse Auction at Tattersall's

They were long past their canine pasts, but the rare stamp brought out the beast in them.

Sorry about the odor --- Phone booths have gone out of style so I had to change in a dumpster.

'You know, it's kind of nice turning off the sound, turning on closed caption, and listening to piano music.'

'This next song is for all the people out there who came to hear me sing.'

'My doctor tells me I have medal poisoning.'

'Used to be 'Rock around the Clock', now is it 'Limp Around the Block'?'

Dead animal toupee.

Last Chance for Saturated Fats Next 200 Mi.

'Dauber Micawber'

Tea and Sugar Rationing

Elvis' autopsy

"We will remember them."

'It's the first ever crossword. . . taken him 100 years to do.'

'We need your exact age...'Woodstock Generation' isn't specific enough.'

Charles de Gaulle

US soldiers deaths in Iraq.

'Face it -- you'll NEVER catch up to Lady Godiva's approval rating.'

"We didn't spot any of the birds we were looking for, but we did have an Elvis sighting."

The Borough Fruit and Vegetable Market, Southwark

"Branch of the service? What makes you think I'm with any branch of the service?"

Classic Early 2020 Throwbacks

'This one's a hood ornament. I got it for carpooling.'

'Whoa neat, how do you do that?!'

Furthest bounced drunk.

22 vets a day commit suicide.

"How ostentatious - and not even this year's poppy!"

'When you walk through a storm, hold your head up high...'

'Ye Olde Optician.'