Decorated Veteran Fans Pillows

"Honestly I'm not sure what most of them are for."

Best before 65 million BC.

"It's going over the top? D' you realise what you've just said?"

Adult Barbershop

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

They were long past their canine pasts, but the rare stamp brought out the beast in them.

The Derby- Horse Auction at Tattersall's

'You know, it's kind of nice turning off the sound, turning on closed caption, and listening to piano music.'

'This next song is for all the people out there who came to hear me sing.'

'My doctor tells me I have medal poisoning.'

Dead animal toupee.

'Used to be 'Rock around the Clock', now is it 'Limp Around the Block'?'

'Dauber Micawber'

Last Chance for Saturated Fats Next 200 Mi.

Tea and Sugar Rationing

"We will remember them."

'It's the first ever crossword. . . taken him 100 years to do.'

'We need your exact age...'Woodstock Generation' isn't specific enough.'

Charles de Gaulle

'Face it -- you'll NEVER catch up to Lady Godiva's approval rating.'

"Branch of the service? What makes you think I'm with any branch of the service?"

US soldiers deaths in Iraq.

Classic Early 2020 Throwbacks

'This one's a hood ornament. I got it for carpooling.'

The Borough Fruit and Vegetable Market, Southwark

'Whoa neat, how do you do that?!'

22 vets a day commit suicide.

"How ostentatious - and not even this year's poppy!"

Furthest bounced drunk.

'Ye Olde Optician.'

'Remember, if you have an accident, the newspaper will print your age.'