Decor Dilettante Prints

"I like to sit here and look at all the things I don't have."

Somewhere in France - The Eliot sisters come face to face with escargots.

"I asked a designer to come in and give the office a needed pick-me-up...probably should have been a little more specific."

"How much do I need? How much you got?"

Turn around at the next junction, turn around now! Turn around immediately - you've forgotten your handbags!

The Salvador Deli

"Would you prefer sparkling water, filtered water, tap water or water?"

"What wine goes well with £5.52p?"

'Erm...I ordered the omlette!'

"Past performance is no guarantee of future results."

"My husband is ambidextrous....completely useless with either hand!"

The singles bar...

'Excuse me - Which way is Southwestern North Carolina?'

"Why is living my best life so fattening?"

'I sure hope this 'timeout' thing is just a phase with Mom.'

Prisoner to other: 'But what I actually ended up doing was consolidating all my debts into one ten-year sentence.'

Time Out Room

'You don't do faith healing do you?'

'Dressage? But Son, what about something more virile like Rodeo or Polo?'

Novice plumbers replacing a washer in a leaky faucet.

'Lucifer casts out into Hell'

'If you want somewhere quiet and without crowds...I recommend Greece.'

'I don't need a GPS. I'm guided by greed.'

Man paints himself into corner.

"...I have no idea how to make cheese."

'I asked them to behave like adults, and they ranted, they raved, and they cussed a blue streak!'

'Harold has been complaining about loose dentures lately.'

Surviving the credit storm.

'If you must give me withering glances, could you focus on me and spare the plants?'

'College textbooks sure are expensive. Luckily, I saved a fortune by using eTexts. Now I have to see if I can buy used eTexts.'

'What happened between design and development?'

"It's very me, but I hate myself."