Decor Adventurer Gifts

'Since we got this round bed, I've been waking up dizzy every morning!'

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

"Too bright."

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

"Everything you say (or don't say) matters. Choose your words and intentions carefully."

Non-Drip ?

A crab with a utility knife claw

Moving in

Congratulations on the new you!

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

"How are the new lips feeling babe?"

Pea green

'Hello, Robinson Crusoe here, I'd like my kitchen finished by Friday.'

"At first I thought I'd hate it, but now I have to have it."

"Have you been fiddling with the cuckoo clock again, Tony?"

Please excuse him, he's intent.

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

Face Painting.

"I'm in the middle of a local wine tasting tour."

Man buys 'Do It Yourself' helper.

"At least you have taste when it comes to your computer's wallpaper."

"My parents call it a blanket hanging from my ceiling. I call it a giant privacy filter."

"We hired all the designers ourselves."

Hold on Cutlet! We have to get past Mom's waxed floor!

'They had a sale on electric green.'

'I know it's hard to believe, but before this, I'd never built a thing!'

Son of Alien.

"Every day I consider using that doggy door. But my laziness outweighs my desire to hunt."

Gamers

"Love the exposed chessboard."