Deconstruction Pillows

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

'See, dear, you can't believe everything you read. It says so right here on the internet!'

Converted Parking Garage

A Newton's cradle wrecking ball.

Graffiti Forever!

'He was a barman before he got into the demolition game.'

Throg, Destroyer of Worlds...and cat.

"We're going to have a post-flood economy to deal with."

'Decoding is often 1, 14, 20, 9, 3, 12, 9, 13, 1, 3, 20, 9, 3.'

Insurance company agreeing workers' compensation policy in a demolition company.

"It's actually called 'snow white, the seven dwarfs and the damned biting watchdog.' But of course they don't tell us about that ."

' ... or you could park it near the Dynamite Shack at Klutz Construction.'

'It took you three years to build it. I'll have it down in 15 minutes.'

'I'm screwed...'

"My mind is plenty open, Grandma. But not so much that my brain falls out."

Stu had a future in demolitions.

'I knew this would be easy. We built it last year.'

"Call the inspector and tell him to cancel today, that something has come up."

Investment company offers free paper shredder.

"If I can't be honest with you, Cheryl, who can I pretend to be honest with?"

"Randy, please. Don't believe ever stupid social media fake nonsense."

Scrapyard Worker

'So what are all these reports about you and Sleeping Beauty?'

The seemingly wanton destruction of private property corp.

"Just going to do a spot of D.I.Y. dear!"

I type 90 words per minute and shred even faster!

'We're sorry sir, but our kitchen is out-sourced and takes a little longer.'

Beware of Dog

'Anyway, enough about you. Let's talk about me.'

'I love my shredder, they're great for bills, too.'

Bruce's Building - Doug's Demolition

Another quality job by Bulldozing for the Hell of It, Inc.

Big B: implode...explode.