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"OK, if we're gonna have a successful study session, we have to put all distractions in the closet."

Let's get organized

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

"Why do you need so many computers?" "One for billing, one for stock control, one for human resources, one for financial management..."

It was getting worse. Bob's power suit kept wanting more and more, whereas Bob just wanted out.

Romance

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

'Of course I put my kids first! Look at how much I pay the nanny!!'

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

'I've misplaced everything.'

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

'In,' 'Out' and 'Organize.'

Engineer on the move.

Crop duster wanted.

Wallpapering with Nails

"Of course I care about the environment, I never throw any clothes away."

"I've been on a diet for 5 weeks and can safely tell you that I've lost 5 weeks."

"I'm sorry, honey. I thought you'd be happy that your germ-ridden blanket was such a hit on eBay."

'The kids are on a hunger strike, I'm on a diet, and you're on your own.'

A Mom's Purse

"I finally got myself organized and unsubscribed from all those-e-mails."

Obese man using a exercise machine. His false teeth are flying out.

'I'm getting rid of a lot of crap as move into the next phase of my life...'

"Trying to unclutter my life by reducing busyness is taking up all my free time!"

Categories are the key to organizing.

"Right it's decided! We are both sober for October and Stoptober. Then Movember and Decembeard and Dry January, then..."

"I recently read 'The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up'. It's changed my life, minion."

A catch-all is born.

Declutter Your Life

The life-changing magic of shoving everything into a huge Hefty bag and leaving it for somebody else to deal with.

"I got my wife a book on decluttering and the first thing to go was me."

'Watch yourself.'

"I found another great book about living with less stuff."