Decluttering Daredevil Gifts

Ok, the first challenge is to throw out all the cheap crap in the swag bag we just gave you.

Rock Climber

Kitchen Tetris

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

Maybe clean out your wallet

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

YOLO vs YODO

'What a time to return from climbing! There's not way your coming into this house tonight.'

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

'Helen, you're the team leader, why don't you jump first?'

But does he dust anything at our home? Noooo

'Yes, the treestand's maximum weight capacity is 300 pounds, you weigh 301 pounds.'

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

"I fell in the mud again. Maybe I need a stunt double."

"I normally don’t do this on the first date."

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

'Will you marry me, Gloria?'

A convenient attack of swine flu...

"Fancy a game of chicken?"

'Clayton enjoys living on the edge,'

Memorable Travel Adventure: 'I was in Florida, and on a whim, decided to wrestle an alligator.'

"I'm sorry, honey. I thought you'd be happy that your germ-ridden blanket was such a hit on eBay."

"You've got to eat less, exercise more and try to stay out of trouble. You're not fit to stand trial."

Base jumper in squirrel suit sees splat shadow as he leaps from canyon wall.

Hunters wait at the bottom of a ski jump ramp.

"Ladies, you know the rule about joyriding."

'One last thing. I want you each to wear these in the off chance that your reserve chute fails.'

'I tried it at home...'

"There are some specific issues concerning landing yet to be resolved but we're making good progress."

'I'm getting rid of a lot of crap as move into the next phase of my life...'