Declaration Devotee Mugs

'We hold these truths to be self evident, that all men are created equal, except for Hancock... who smells bad...'

"When in the course of human events it becomes... Oh, blast it! Adams is just going to edit the heck out of this..."

President Thomas Jefferson

'Let's reward this 'Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Happening Hotties' part.

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

Ninedency: A budding tendency

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

Wordplay: Gastropod.

This next song goes out to the girl who stole my heart and my guitar.

"... And bless my dog, Penny, whose licks give me the strength to carry on."

'It's the first animal in their dictionary, Inter-Planetary Publishing Protocol is to always list the most intelligent lifeform first...'

Man sees door to Thesaurus company that has sign posted: 'Absent Ingesting Comestibles'.

Courage. Love.

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

It's about self-control. "'No Thyself".

"Dear Diary: Today I ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped ... HAIRBALL!!"

"Bonk!"

The following wildlife film is sponsored in part by a grant from...Mother Nature Foundation.

'The secret to my success? Even as a kid, I never accepted that annoying phrase, 'None of your business.''

"I think I'll keep a diary..."

"I'd call that 'A victory for science.'

Michael Moore creates a UK equivalent of Fahrenheit 9/11

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

Chris Froome

"Dear diary...Well at least I'm not having to watch the Oscars."

'Come on, you're telling me that you don't watch the Discovery Channel.'

"Dear Diary: Today I picked a peck of pickled peppers."

"Spoiler alert...Z."

The Blob's Blog.

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

Thesaurus Publishing: In a Meeting, Gathering, Conference, Forum, Discussion.

"Audacity, noun. Unrestrained impudence. Impudence... Impudence... Impudent, adjective. Marked by impertinent disrespect. Impertinent... Impertinent..."